THIS is what's wrong with America

Can some people not be such epic life failures? No, Obnoxious Teen with $43 in fines on your card who I gave a computer guest pass to as a courtesy so you can do your homework, I will not "just print these out for [you] because [you're] short on time." And no, Obnoxious Teen's Mother, I will not just waive the print charge of $.10 per page for the 8 current events articles (at 3 pages each) your kid needs. She's already a bad investment with almost $50 in billed (unreturned) items. I didn't just fall off the bookmobile yesterday, lady. Good luck getting your kid to be a productive member of society with her obvious lack of work ethic and overinflated sense of entitlement.